Kids say the most adorable things. But sometimes they can get a bit of a temper–and they’re not afraid to show it. These 15 handwritten letters from children are a hilariously perfect example.
Although adults may find these notes funny, these children weren’t kidding around. They really meant business!
1. I hate you but I love you.
“Dear Mom, you are my favorit mommy ever. I’m sorry for calling you a pice of poo. And I hate you and not going to my room. I love you mommy. Love, your dautre Karah”
2. Take your pick!
“Dear Zane, It was hard telling you this but me (natalie) and Michelle C. like you. Sincerely Natalie and Michelle C. P.S. Please DON’T tell no one PLEASE PPS. WRITE A LETTER BACK”
3. Serious business.
“Dear Alexis, how are you today? I wanted to inform you that I kind of like you. Don’t laugh, this is serious. Sincerely, Ryan”
4. It’s the little things.
“Thank you mom for making me food so I don’t die”
5. Should she take this as a compliment?
“Dear Rachel you are the 2nd best teacher Ever Love you”
6. Not so merry Christmas.
“I hope you get a lot of presents and a happy merry Christmas…. And you are Fat.”
7. I’d say he needs some space.
Having Worse Day of life by far Do Not enter! From youre hated sun me”
8. Points for creativity.
“Dear Tooth Farei, my tooth whint down the drane. It was an accident. Wil you take this eyelash instead? From Emerson”
9. Uh-oh, she’s on to me.
“Dear Uncle Bryan, I hope you have a good birthday. I Love you Uncle Bryan. How are you? Have you Hird of Saten? He makes you do bad thagings. Love Rebekkah”
10. Thanks for the head’s up!
“Mom, I’m going to run away tomroe at 9:30 wean you and Dad are steeping. Be sure to say goo d by for ever. Emily P.S. I will be packind tonight.”
11. I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it.
“Daddy is meen he is nowere to be seen he stinks like a diper that just makes him hiper”
12. It was the dog, I swear.
“I am running away becas you think I farted when I dident. PS you are mean”
13. The secret to life.
“Secret Recipe for your wish to come true *cat hair * dog hair * yogurt * ripped up paper *cucumber (sliced) * MIX * Stir * Pour over head * think hard * Done “
14. The silent treatment.
“Im angry at you and im not talking to you today and tomorow. P.s all day. P.S.S I still love you”
15. You tell ’em!
“Dear Dad, Why do you want to be a vegtarin Did mom make you if she did you Do not have to lisen to her she is not your BOSS!”
Too funny! These letters are an amazing insight into the minds of children. Kids have a unique way of seeing the world. And when they actually put their thoughts into words? The cuteness is mind-blowing.
Kids sure say the darnedest things.